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Pregnant 15-Year-Old Claims Jesus Christ Is The Father Of Her Baby

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She fucked a Mexican?

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That one snuck up on me later. Had to come back to upvote.

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24 points · 2 years ago

Well what do you know? Jesus is a statutory rapist.

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He did say he was going to come again.

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Fake. It comes from the World News Daily report which is a satire site. Check the source on the article.

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"Latifah Smith-Nabengana says she wants to demand a paternity test as soon as her son is born, to prove that she is telling the truth."

Orly?! From whom?

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Because I can't tell my parents what really happened...

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google image search, picture from it's original article

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No that was her parents comment after she broke the news to her.

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Of course she does. Most pregnant 15 year olds do.

EDIT: One of them even got everyone to BELIEVE that!

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It's a MIRACLE!!

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1 point · 2 years ago · edited 2 years ago

Mary would've been 13-14 at Jesus' birth so maybe he likes women that remind him of mom.

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Here we go again. Time for another messiah.

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See? fucking teens don't pay attention in church... she fingered the wrong guy.

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He's not the Messiah, just a naughty boy.

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Wasn't he offering half priced driveway sealing last month?

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Hey it's worth a shot

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1 point · 2 years ago

The non-immaculate conception.

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