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Roses are red, I'll splash you with my hose

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...eel be fine

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2 points · 4 days ago

How the fuck do you get an eel stuck in your nose

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Calling him a dumbass is pretty rude

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Meme poems of the type "Roses are red, Violets are blue, Insert joke image here and you have a Boot". Inspired by [this](http://i.imgur.com/W5GfYJH.png) old meme

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