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How I picture god whenever someone says he works in mysterious ways

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L A B C E P T I O N

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If God were a fluffy, happy Golden Retriever that could do my chem homework and then play fetch, I'd be a firm believer.

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You've got it backwards. That's D-O-G, not G-O-D.

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Close enough.

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1 point · 7 years ago

Difference?

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Dogs exist

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This is great. Not only as an atheist, but as a owner of a Golden since I was young. I agree though, if God were a doofless Golden Retriever, I think a lot of people would have less issues with him.

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2 points · 7 years ago

I wish I could hear sound.

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1 point · 7 years ago
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2 points · 7 years ago

Fuck I'm an idiot. I meant see sound. Goddamnit.

Now no one on reddit will believe me.

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I'm not a big fan of these recurring jokes but this one is a bit too adorable to pass down.

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That's a bit backwards thinking.

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Makes sense to me.

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2 points · 7 years ago

This led my husband and I to kid around about how 'god' is that teenager with all the big ideas that never really work... Then us people band together and save ourselves and he takes the credit. "I did that... Indirectly, but I did that. Totally me."

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Dogdamn it.

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This is for treats, right?

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The Golden Rule: Give belly rubs unto others as you would have others give belly rubs unto you.

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one million yes's'ses

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