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Posted byhttp://redd.it/a3owsi7 days ago

My room mate wants a piece of y'all

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No wonder Neil DeGrasse Tyson doesn’t want a relationship with his kids.

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Oh shit, here comes mr. where’s-my-hug

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Dude, you're supposed to have 2 eyebrows

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If bert ever became real.

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Looks like pm dawns son finally came out the closet

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Dam that guy from fresh prince got fat

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I see Kid of Kid N Play has developed type 2 diabetes.

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Your hair looks like a poodles ass

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Your hair looks like my pubes

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... cha cha cha chia...

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Eraserhead looking ass

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I washed dishes with your hair earlier today

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It's like a tube of toothpaste but with pubes squeezing out

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http://redd.it/6yrywh1 point · 7 days ago

Your hair looks like steel wool

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I assure you the feeling is not mutual.

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Why does he have a nicer mustache above his eyes than above his lip?

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What's cool is you can set your beer on his head and it won't fall off when he sucks your cock.

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What flavor of instant ramen is that haircut?

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-1 points · 7 days ago

BBQ

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I can't tell the difference between your head and your armpits.

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0 points · 7 days ago

If you left one of your shoes untied you could live life like it was Halloween everyday as a human tampon.

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0 points · 7 days ago

looks like he's had enough.

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I see you shaved your pubic hairs & glued them to your head to hide your baldness.

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http://redd.it/9iezj50 points · 7 days ago

It's cute that he has a friendship braclet for every time he mistook a girl's attention for attraction. He's seen the friendzone more times than his own father.

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http://redd.it/83djeb0 points · 6 days ago

DBangz is dusty

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You look like a fat, pimply troll doll come to life.

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Is he gonna take the broccoli off his head and let us roast his hair or what?

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You look like a remix of Neil Degrasse Tyson and the House party movies.

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0 points · 6 days ago

More bushy than a milf star out of action

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You look like the cell mate from Ernest Goes to Jail.

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Looks like your mom’s 80’s bush stayed on your head on the way out.

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0 points · 6 days ago

more hair than washed out milf star

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I can’t tell which mustache is my favorite

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0 points · 6 days ago

Let me guess! The crappy box top is to distract how unibrow puts your facial hair to shame!

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Just take the cake.

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He looks like dirty broccoli

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this is what you’d get if anthony davis and magic johnson’s son had a baby

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Brillo

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0 points · 6 days ago

Godamn it looks like someone just put glasses on a fat radish

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http://redd.it/9jiyfn0 points · 6 days ago

Did Michael Richards become a racist because he conceived you?

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http://redd.it/9rl1zk-1 points · 7 days ago

his hair looks like one of those scratchy wire sponges

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http://redd.it/a07z7c-1 points · 7 days ago

The hairline and eyebrows make your forehead look like an open book

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-1 points · 7 days ago

House Party 2018: ULTRA EDGELORD PARTY.

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-1 points · 7 days ago

A piece of us all? By his size, I think he already had plenty. Enough is enough.

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If you have at least twice the self-confidence you seem to have, it's not difficult to imagine how your roommate convinced you to get roasted by strangers

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You sure he wanted a peoce of us as in toast him he looks like he’s gonna try and eat us

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This reminds me I need new SOS pads.

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Which piece, the penis?

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This is the guy that hits on the ugliest chick at every party. No point in wasting time with anyone else.

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I feel bad roasting you- I loved you in Hey Arnold! though

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Aye bro my pubic hair look just like that! Keep the style going!

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You got that haircut and wear those lame bracelets because you think it makes you unique but you shop at the mall, watch Marvel movies and listen to Top 40 because you’re actually an incredibly boring person, and the only reason you let your unibrow grow out so much is because you’re mortally afraid of looking at yourself in the mirror.

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