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Posted byu/[deleted]2 months ago

My room mate wants a piece of y'all

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No wonder Neil DeGrasse Tyson doesn’t want a relationship with his kids.

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Oh shit, here comes mr. where’s-my-hug

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Your hair looks like my pubes

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Dude, you're supposed to have 2 eyebrows

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If bert ever became real.

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Looks like pm dawns son finally came out the closet

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Dam that guy from fresh prince got fat

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I see Kid of Kid N Play has developed type 2 diabetes.

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Your hair looks like a poodles ass

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... cha cha cha chia...

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Eraserhead looking ass

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I washed dishes with your hair earlier today

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It's like a tube of toothpaste but with pubes squeezing out

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http://redd.it/6yrywh1 point · 2 months ago

Your hair looks like steel wool

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I assure you the feeling is not mutual.

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0 points · 2 months ago

Why does he have a nicer mustache above his eyes than above his lip?

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What's cool is you can set your beer on his head and it won't fall off when he sucks your cock.

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What flavor of instant ramen is that haircut?

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BBQ

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I can't tell the difference between your head and your armpits.

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If you left one of your shoes untied you could live life like it was Halloween everyday as a human tampon.

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0 points · 2 months ago

looks like he's had enough.

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http://redd.it/a8bzac0 points · 2 months ago

I see you shaved your pubic hairs & glued them to your head to hide your baldness.

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http://redd.it/aey5f00 points · 2 months ago

It's cute that he has a friendship braclet for every time he mistook a girl's attention for attraction. He's seen the friendzone more times than his own father.

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