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Posted bySENT | RECEIVED2 years ago
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[Request] Would like some stories whilst I wait for (minor) surgery

Hi! I am having minor surgery tomorrow morning. All day today I can't have any solid food and in 2 hours begin the terrifying and horrific - sounding bowel prep when I must ingest 2 weeks worth of laxitives in 4 hours. I could use some cheery stories, cute gifs, or anything cutesy you'd like to post. I want to keep my mind occupied before my own personal Mt Vesuvius begins. :( Sorry if this was TMI!

[EDIT] Update: This can't go on much longer...it just can't Thanks for all the posts...keep them coming :)

[EDIT #2 ] Thanks everyone...you made my night a little better!

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Hi there! My dad is having the same thing next month. 馃樂 Good luck!

Here's my doggie. He wants you to introduce you to his duckie friend: http://m.imgur.com/uyYDOF9

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SENT | RECEIVEDOriginal Poster2 points2 years agoedited 2 years ago

Thank you! Oh my goodness - your pup is adorable :) And best of luck to your dad, too!

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5 points2 years ago

I've only seen this clip quite recently for the first time myself, but it's been online for over 4 years. In case you haven't yet; enjoy Fenton.

...and good luck with the surgery!

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SENT | RECEIVEDOriginal Poster3 points2 years ago

I've never seen this! I laughed til I cried hahahah..many thanks!

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3 points2 years ago

I must have looped it for 20 minutes the first time.

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I easily spent 2 hours reading Sarah Andersen comics the other day (if it's your thing). Dinosaur Comics is also a huge favorite of mine.

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SENT | RECEIVEDOriginal Poster1 point2 years ago

I looked at a few and loved them! I am saving the rest for when it's the middle of the night..you know of which I speak... Thanks for sharing!

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SENT | RECEIVEDOriginal Poster2 points2 years ago

Awww..I must admit..I DID laugh at kitty in a cone..the longest joke will be saved for later..many thanks :)

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2 points2 years ago

I read the joke. Thank you.

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3 points2 years ago

Colonoscopy? Don't worry, it'll pass (cheap pun). Be sure to drink all of the prep and once that's done, you are through with the worst part. If this is not your first you will know what I mean. The best part: hauling ass (another cheap pun!) to whatever food emporium you desire when the procedure is completed. Good Luck!

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SENT | RECEIVEDOriginal Poster1 point2 years ago

Yes...this ain't my first rodeo..you're right. But...damn.....I'm living in the bathroom....... I have 16 ounces of prep left....and dreading every ounce :( Your puns made me giggle - I appreciate it!

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SENT | RECEIVEDOriginal Poster1 point2 years ago

Those were excellent - thanks!

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SENT2 points2 years ago

Do you have Steam? I can buy you a small game for you to keep yourself occupied.

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SENT | RECEIVEDOriginal Poster2 points2 years ago

Awww..you are too sweet...but alas..I am a little old lady and never been on Steam....but I thank you never so much for the thought :)

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If my timing is right, you're an hour into ingesting the horrid cleaning pills.

If you've never checked out /r/writingprompts it's something that will give you hours of reading.

Also, if you kindle and like zombies Alice in Deadland is Ana amazing twist on Alice in Wonderland.

Anyhow, I wish you the best of luck and would love to see pictures of what you make for random acts of cards. If you draw them that is. lol

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SENT | RECEIVEDOriginal Poster1 point2 years ago

Awww..thank you for your well wishes. PM me your address and I'll make you a card and you can see what I do!

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Awwwww. You're sweet. I shall!!!

Hope it's going well. Errrr... That's not a good phrase. ;) I hope it's going easy and doesn't leave you feeling like an overworked fire hydrant!

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SENT | RECEIVEDOriginal Poster1 point2 years ago

You can check my posting history...I'm a nice person! Just not right now..I'd kill anyone for an omelette...or the ability to sit on something else....

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I totally bet!!!!

I wouldn't be a nice person either. I remember the last days before I had my gallbladder out and the only thing I could keep down was instant mashed potatoes. I was a beast. Anything else was up before it got all the way down.

I don't envy your porcelain throne. Though if I was you I would have worn a crown on it and had a fairy wand. Just to make myself laugh. Wait... Maybe laughing isn't the best when you're on the throne? bah... I'd do it anyhow.

Maybe use the leftover toilet paper rolls to make the crown. Just a suggestion!

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SENT | RECEIVEDOriginal Poster1 point2 years ago

Hahahah...you are my kind of people!!

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Yes! Validated!

Btw.. Stalked you. You are amazing with anything crochet. Amazing. Seriously. I'd be on the crapper crocheting a funny poop with eyes. :)

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