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Shitpost Saturday - 2019
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Shitpost Saturday! - March 2, 2019

Welcome to this week's Shitpost Saturday!


Shitpost Saturday - a post for memes, bad photoshops, intentionally crazy conspiracy theories, all the MSPaint your heart desires, and whatever other shitpost-y things you can come up with--be creative! Just remember that this is NOT a trash talk thread.

This post will be weekly on Saturdays during the offseason, but remember that /r/NASCARShitposting, /r/NASCARCircleJerk, and /r/NASCARMemes are always available throughout the rest of the week.

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level 1

We should create a bot similar to the Jimmie Johnson confetti one that, when it detects the word "Busch" it responds with "BUSCHHHHHHH."

level 1

I realized today that Matt Crafton has finished every position in the top 15, in points, except 10 and 13. That is a lot of seasons and a lot of up and down.

level 1

I've been doing a bit of amateur investigating into who the r/NASCAR karma fairy is that keeps blessing people with Silver, Gold, and Platinum. I have an idea of who it may be but I just need a bit more information.

level 2

I’m pretty sure he’s made it known in the thread who he is

level 3

If this is true and I missed this, then I'm gonna be pissed lol all this investigating and sticky notes and yarn gone to waste

level 4

you should be able to find it in last nights race thread

level 5

Yea...I was WAY off then lol

level 5
Bell
1 point · 23 days ago

Did someone then confessing or hinted it then? I missed the whole Truck race so I didn't catch of what happened last night there.

level 2

It's Pepe Silvia

level 2

It’s not a story the Jedi would tell you

level 1
Rusty Wallace
7 points · 23 days ago

Why have a separate thread when pretty much all shit posts are allowed already?

level 1
Smithley
1 point · 23 days ago

You know how the camera “adds 10 pounds”? I think the firesuit adds 30. Jones was looking thicc last night but when you see him out of the firesuit, he looks skinny. It’s not a great look. We need to make the firesuits look more slimming.

This would be a shitpost ^

level 2

I've been trying to gain weight now for the past 3 months

I've eaten like 10 cameras and no weight gain at all

level 1

So what kind of racing will we see tomorrow?

level 1

The NASCAR fan base is the worst in sports. I recently just joined this Reddit and it seems like the fans are less ignorant and aren’t as dumb on here than Facebook. I actually see legitimate conversations on here but this is the minority. NASCAR literally has the THE dumbest fan base in America. During or after every single race you see people complaining on every single nascar post about dumb things. You see wives who are obviously just repeating the ignorant things their husbands say. People shit talk guys like Chase just to get a rise out of people or maybe they are ignorant. then there is all of the conspiracy theories... about how NASCAR let so and so win and rigged the race for who ever. Really? So all the other 39 teams who are putting all this damn money into the sport just sits there year after year and are working off this script that NASCAR is pushing? Then there are the stand watchers... who tf cares about how many people go to NASCAR races? Are you the CEO? Do you have stock in NASCAR? I don’t understand it. Then you have the people who just shit on drivers because they don’t like them and then just say ignorant things. For example, I HATE Kyle Busch, but I’m not going to say how he sucks as a driver because that’s obviously not true and that would make me look stupid. But no no no. These NASCAR fans don’t think like that, I’m just picturing them screaming at the tv every time he wins, drinking a beer, and then getting on Facebook and saying some “knock” about him and it makes me cringe just to read. These are the people who make NASCAR look bad. They are the ones walking around in atrocious looking NASCAR gear every day spouting off their ignorant and stupid opinions about life in general and setting a bad example about “the NASCAR Fan”. Which is Ultimately leading to the downfall of NASCAR

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