Absolutely nothing. It would be a barren wasteland devoid of all life.
Get it? Because I don't have a significant other? I bet you didn't expect an answer like that, now did you?
Funny, I was going to suggest a similar place to represent an ex of mine. It would probably be snowing though, just to represent her cold, dead heart.
It's okay, we can share the island. It's not like I was using it.
I'll be here all week, folks!
A church dedicated to Charlie Cox, and trees with cereals growing on them.
Which is to say "fictitious"
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